Lords Mobile Guide

One of the most important questions in Lords Mobile (or any gaming environment) will be: Does RL (real life) come before your game? In other words, who is more important: the Guild Family or the Real Family.

Here is my guide on how to become a non-beginner-player in Lords Mobile. This is a great help for brand new players who have decided that they want to grow quickly and efficiently, and not make the string of stupid mistakes that everyone else seems to be doing! Please keep…

Okay. I’m doing this. Here is the full review of the Death Knight hero in Lords Mobile. Prepare your mind to open and receive great wisdom! Or don’t. If you want, you can keep your mind as closed as it was when you first went to school. I don’t care!…

If you’ve come this far, you are officially good at this Elite Stage thing. Just be warned, Chapter 8 is a tricky stage and you will still need more help and advice (in more ways than this, just saying). Here is the complete’s guide to completing the quests in Chapter 8 of…

There are so many dumb things to do in Lords Mobile. Trying to write them all down would be impossible. I will try to cover the really stupid mistakes. Hopefully, you won’t be reading and blushing. This list will keep growing. If you think you’ve done something stupid enough to…

I know. You fell asleep while playing Lords Mobile, or you forgot to shelter, and some kid who has no friends captured your leader and is planning on killing it. What now? Here’s my guide on what to do if you lose your leader hero! Keep reading and I will…

Not everything in life comes with hard work. Sometimes you just need to cheat. And with the packs in the Lords Mobile Store, you can buy your way to success for the cheap price of real money! Yes, real money. Rent or mortgage money… The type that can buy favors…

So you want to be a Titan in Lords Mobile? It is known – by those that know things – that Titans have much more masculinity than regular people… Becoming a Titan will improve you in every way. It’s the sole pathway to success, popularity, love, peace, happiness, and immortality….

Yes, it’s taken me a while to write this article. I do have a life outside of Lords Mobile… LM is not the only thing in my life! I’m not like you… But there was also another reason that I waited a few weeks before writing this article. I wanted…

You have probably seen the “garrison” button and yet are rather confused about what it does. My guess is that you also struggle to brush your teeth in the morning. This article will help one of your problems. What is a Garrison? A Garrison is simply a military post where…

Ok. You want to kill a lot of Mega Maggot’s. Either you want to build up your range or you are preparing the ultimate trap or defensive account. Good work. You worked out how to play Lords Mobile. You’re not as dumb as you look. Or maybe you are. It…

Oh yeh! I knew almost everything about the Don Guapo before it came out. I predicted it and it happened… How does your boring life feel now? Must be tough to have a low-grade intellectual capacity… About Don Guapo For a moment – yes a bloody brief moment – I…

Everyone playing Lords Mobile wants to know what is coming next… I mean, some of the people playing Lords Mobile have invested more into the game than into their clothing and hygiene… And yes, I can smell you from here. Take a shower for crying out loud! Yes, even if…

The Gryphon is actually one of the important monster for beginner players in Lords Mobile. Monster Hunting this monster is not a bad idea. Here’s my guide on how to annihilate the Gryphon in the most effective way possible! Attacking the Gryphon Lords Mobile is a weak description that makes…

I know that my job is usually to just destroy everything and make a mockery of it. That is what I do (and I’m really good at it). Well, I’m not going to do it this time. HephBot deserves better. HephBot – unlike my readers – isn’t actually terrible. Keep…