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Let me know what questions and/or feedback you have for me. I’ll get back to you if I find you interesting enough. If not, there will be radio silence. Don’t wait by your inbox, if you know what I mean.

Keep it uncomplicated and keep it simple, just like your mental capacity.

Other Means of Contact

I can also be reached by phone. Pick up your phone, dial 911, and ask for Mark. Just please don’t call between 9am – 10am. I’m eating breakfast and I don’t like to be disturbed!

My skype name is iamnotaloserfrom1990s. Before contacting me please prepare your credit card, social security and driving license. If you don’t have any of the above, please don’t call me.

Alternatively, you can visit me in person! I’m available never and would love to have a conversation.