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Let me know what questions and/or feedback you have for me. I’ll get back to you if I find you interesting enough. If not, there will be radio silence. Don’t wait by your inbox, if you know what I mean.

Keep it uncomplicated and keep it simple, just like your mental capacity.

If your question is related to Lords Mobile, I would strongly recommend leaving a comment underneath one of the LM articles on the website. Doing this will enable others to also benefit from the questions and answers.

Other Means of Contact

I can also be reached by phone. Pick up your phone, dial your local police station, and ask for Mark. Just please don’t call between 9am – 10am. I’m eating breakfast and I don’t like to be disturbed!

My skype name is iamnotaloserfrom1990s. Before contacting me please prepare your credit card, social security and driving license. If you don’t have any of the above, please don’t call me.

Alternatively, you can visit me in person! I’m available never and would love to have a conversation.

Mailing List

If you feel that we have a very deep emotional bond, I would recommend joining my mailing list. This mailing list is for people who are delusional. It will be a perfect fit!

There is no “submit” button and so you will have to press the “enter” (or “return”) button on your keyboard!