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Understanding the P2P (Pay to Play) Heroes is probably one of the most popular questions in Lords Mobile. The scary news is that most people are completely clueless about this topic (including many players who have spent $1,000s). They think, like most people, that if someone charges for something, it’s…

The Noceros is an important monster to hunt within Lords Mobile. Not because you want to kill it for being unbelievably weird, but rather because you need to build construction, resource gathering, and research. That’s why! Also, Noceros is super weird. It deserves to die! KILL IT! Attacking the Noceros…

Monster Hunting in Lords Mobile is a big part of the game. The problem is that some of the monsters are just stupid and others aren’t for you. Learning and remembering the monster cycle is really important if you want to use your “monster hunting energy” properly. Monster Cycle Rotation…

The Castle Skins in Lords Mobile are almost as important as the drink that you’re drinking while you’re playing the game. In other words, it hardly makes a difference unless you’re as drunk as a skunk… But nonetheless, people are spending good money in order to upgrade their castle, and…

Most of my articles are rather advanced in nature. People love them and so I continue to write. But recently, upon reading some of the comments on my website, I came to a scary realization. Are you ready? Most people are just completely stupid… They weren’t blessed with anything to…

The big update that we’ve been waiting for is here. Is there Dragon Arena worth it? Should we all quit together? Yes, that’s what morons think everyone should do when they get their panties in a bunch… This is a quick article to give you an idea of how to…

This may come as a surprise to many, but there are some players who come to Lords Mobile to fine-tune their trolling skills. Most come to play, but some are just trolls. And Lords Mobile is a beehive of fun for the professional troll. I always say, “Go big or…

The Labyrinth is the ultimate prize to be won in Lords Mobile. Can you win it? Yes. Will you win it? Probably not. Will some newbie happen to win it and then quit the game two days later? Almost certainly YES! Keep reading if you want to find out how to improve…